Lost Spin-Offs

1) Also Lost: In another parallel universe, the souls of Frogurt, Randy Nations, Artzt, Kate’s step-dad and Debbie Country/Zoe all have to reconnect so they can get on their own moon rocket to heaven.

2) Oldham!: Bill Sanderson reprises his role as acid cooker and teepee enthusiast Oldham and gets into really weird adventures in the woods.  Occasionally involving:

3) Arron, Too: Needs little explanation, the cartoon adventures of Claire’s pig-skull baby.

4) Where in the World is Sayid the Iraqi Torturer and Assassin: Every week, Sayid is somewhere else on a hit mission and you must find him using clues about geography.  Always ends with Sayid tripping over a garden hose.

5) The New Monkees: Daniel Farraday and the members of Drive Shaft continue their foray into really horrible music.  Only short snippets of songs will be played.

6) Inexpensive American Bandstand: Matthew Fox applies fake beard and drunkenly slurs through 10 years’ ago’s nominal hits while driving his Bronco.

Get to work, ABC.  Nobody is going to watch your stupid V show.