Blarg

Some people complain that there are too many squirrels.  I do not share this opinion. I like to believe that there are, at any given time, only as many squirrels as are needed.  This is why there are virtually no squirrels at night.  No one needs squirrels at night so mother nature tucks them away.

The same goes for sharks.  I NEVER see sharks.  This is because I do not need any sharks.  When I do, the earth will give me a shark.

By the way, if I ever get eaten by a shark, refer to this post at my funeral and mention that I was an asshole for claiming that the earth would provide me with a shark.