This is the sort of thing no one really needs. I thought we were in harsh economic times. Then again, if you’re really into a Hootie ballet, you’re probably still existing in the more prosperous 90s. Good work on the time travel.
Oh, and i find that headline creepy. It makes me feel that, should the Hootie ballet keep running, this town will eventually be devoid of children. Because it eats them.