Cats

Cats are truly magical creatures.  They dance, sing and often go swimming.

Think about this: Tom Hanks has a cat.  That’s right.  America’s sweetheart, Mr. Tom Hanks.  The man made Philadelphia!

Sometimes I wonder exactly what cats are (or one particular cat is) thinking.  Then i remember that, much like jellyfish, cats are simply a collection of cells which respond to stimuli.

And that is why I don’t read newspapers.